Poppycock of the day

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I understand myself a lot better now, after reading this page, which can tell you all sorts of things about yourself simply based on your first name:

Although the name Quentin creates executive ambitions, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, and tension or accidents to the head.

Your name of Quentin gives you the desire for success and financial accumulation and the confidence and drive to go after your ambitions, regardless of obstacles. Your thinking revolves around business and ways of making money, rather than on music, art, drama, or philosophy. You start new endeavours and incorporate new ideas, but seldom if ever receive the full benefits and financial accumulation for your efforts. You tend to feel very frustrated in being unable to realize your ambitions fully. An extremely independent and self-sufficient person, you dislike taking orders or advice from anyone. You believe in speaking directly and to the point, so you are candid and abrupt.

“…health weaknesses in the reproductive organs, and tension or accidents to the head…”? Little did my parents realise how dangerous the name was. It’s good to know that we now have the internet to warn us of such things. Fortunately, they also gave me the name “James”, which seems to be more encouraging and involve fewer accidents to the head.

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