Found this wonderful story on Tony Price’s blog:
A Nazi SS trooper accosts an old rabbi, points a gun at his head, and demands, “Tell me, who’s to blame for all the world’s troubles?â€
The old rabbi knows the right answer, and trembling he admits, “The Jews.â€
The SS man smiles and nods.
“And the pretzel bakers,†adds the rabbi.
“Why the pretzel bakers?†demands the Nazi.
“Why the Jews?â€