For ‘Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy’ fans…
I noticed that we had an old touch-tone phone sitting on a shelf, and since it’s many years since we had a landline, I’ve been sitting here cleaning it with isopropyl alcohol before giving it away to a charity shop. I’m not doing a very good job.
Then a terrible thought suddenly struck me. For a brief moment, I have become a Telephone Sanitiser.
And probably a second-class one, at that.