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From 'Art Roflmao'. Lovely.

A slightly surreal dog-walk this morning.

My mother, in her younger days, used to be a midwife. She once delivered a pair of twins, just as the clocks were going back.

The younger one ended up with a birth certificate stating that he was born before the older one...

This handsome lass posed nicely for me in the sunlight.

She seemed remarkably unfazed by the fact I had Tilly beside me on a lead.

Tilly was much less composed about it. She didn't quite know whether to protect me from this beast, or run away...